So everytime I type something wrong or use the wrong word or the wrong tempus or grammar etc. I always get paranoid that someone who has english as their native language, will read what I wrote and spot all the mistakes I made and think, “Is she stupid or something?” or “Daamn, her english is horrible, I am never going to speak to her”.
pizza wasn’t invented until the late 19th century so that means everyone in les mis died before they could try their first pizza and that’s why les mis is such an upsetting story
a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay
Because we all know that when the educated young man from a wealthy family follows a teenage girl home until her father feels the need to move and later sneaks into her garden at night, it’s cute. But when an underprivileged, uneducated young woman from an impoverished and abusive family follows a twenty-something man around the streets of Paris, it’s creepy.
i asked for ice cream not a sword
"LOOK I FOUND A SCIENCE I FOUND IT I FOUND THE SCIENCE LOOK THOR LOOK ITS A SCIENCE OMFG SCIENCE"
meanwhile the people passing by are like “thor control ur human shes doing weird thing”
You are iron.
And you are strong.